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1 Ummm... Hello on Sun May 26, 2013 10:02 pm

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Hey... I'm Shadow the Hedgehog. I... I have no idea what I'm doing. So I'm just gonna say hello... I'm Shadow the Hedgehog...

2 IC <-- Just so you know! on Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:48 pm

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((Oh hi, tarhead. Thanks for humiliating me at school today.))

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Hi Shadow, great to meet you Smile Don't mind my character, Levana, she's just a little upset over...something that happened between you guys? I dunno. She'll calm down soon. Glad to finally meet you!

3 Re: Ummm... Hello on Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:51 pm

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Levana... The name sounds familar but I'm not quite sure... Would you mind allowing me to speak to Levana?  So I can be told what happened.

4 Sure thing! on Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:33 am

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When she wants to be, Levana can be pretty confrontational.
From now on, these posts will be entirely IC unless I say so otherwise Smile

5 A message to the misogynist on Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:43 am

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Like you don't know. Oh, I get it - yeah, I'm just too "mainstream" or "conformist" for you to pay the slightest bit of attention to. You don't even remember the people you put down and hurt for the sake of your own entertainment. Of course, you're just too far up your own ass to consider the existence of other feeling people, I'm sure. I'm convinced emotions are too juvenile and puerile a concept to match your arrogance and over-sized ego. You bigoted bastard.


You know what? I don't know why I'm bothering to talk to you.


Go away and don't come near me again.

6 OOC on Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:46 am

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((Uhmmm....Shocked

She has issues Rolling Eyes))

7 Re: Ummm... Hello on Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:27 pm

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how about you tell me what it was I did

8 Can do on Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:11 am

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Well, I'm trying to look at it from an unbiased point of view. This means I'll probably have to translate parts of what Levana has said about the situation. I know her very well and she does have very strong opinions and she tends to exaggerate a thing or two because she has a compulsive need to be in the right all the time. Between you and me, I find it quite irritating too. PLEASE don't tell her I told you that!

So basically, this is what Levana has told me.

SHE SAID: So there I was, at school, in gym, wearing those stupid pink quarter-length pants Jenny (her legal guardian) made me wear. And then these stupid preppy girls come along, wearing short shorts that may as well be thongs and crop tops that can't even contain their cleavage, all being so "like, Omigod, like, totally, like, yah." All my senses flared. I was revolted to look at them. They were practically naked! Like they were already porn stars! They were disgusting.

TRANSLATED: She was at school and it was gym and she was wearing these pants Jenny makes her wear (got to admit myself, they're kind of...well, unflattering. And VERY pink. If there's one thing Levana and I can agree on, it's that pink is the colour of the devil). At the other end of the sports hall, talking amongst themselves were a group of girls who were less modestly dressed and immediately, Levana HAD to take offence, of course, I mean, just WHO were they trying to seduce?? (Sarcasm, anyone?)

SHE SAID: I was, just like before when I approached the smokers or the meat-eaters or the potheads, thinking of their own good and I was only trying to help them. So I went up to them and asked them what they wanted to do in life - did they want to get respectable jobs and a husband who treated them like an equal? Why did they feel like they had to put so much of themselves on display in order to feel loved? Didn't they get any of that at home?

TRANSLATED: She was, just like before when she approached the smokers or the meat-eaters or the potheads, convinced she knew what was right for them and wanted to lecture her personal code of conduct to them in hopes she would start a revolutionary movement where everyone else is just like her (because she, at sixteen, obviously has it aaaaallll figured out). So she went up to them and began to preach.

SHE SAID: Then they started making fun of me and call me names. This pink fox in the group turned to a swan and said "Who is she?" in the most derisive way her little, teeny-tiny, slutty brain could muster. The slutty swan replied to her "Evidently, Mrs President." As you can imagine, I began to get a bit impatient with their arrogance and negative attitudes.

TRANSLATED: Then they started to question her authority, so Levana got pissed.

SHE SAID: Although I was beginning to get really fed up with their pettiness, I gave them some helpful advice: not to accept a proposition from a gangsta hedgehog with gold teeth wearing a faux fur coat. At which point, this guy I barely even know, this black hedgehog called "Shadow", just stepped into this conversation uninvited and began yelling at me, right in my face.

TRANSLATED: Pissed, she heatedly criticized the group of girls and implied they were wannabe hookers and so Shadow stood up for them.

SHE SAID: He yelled at me, in front of everybody, and everybody heard. He swore at me, and degraded me, told me that I had pissed him off for the last time even though I never directed criticism at him whatsoever and I only ever regarded him with cordial prejudice.

TRANSLATED: He yelled at her, in front of anyone who happened to hear. He probably used the word "bitch" or "damn" or "hussy". He told her she had pissed him off for the last time, even though she never DIRECTLY criticised him but probably gave him and his crowd a bollocking for smoking at some point in the past and that's all she's ever had to do with him as a person and has continued to pass judgement on many others since and Shadow, like many others, had had enough of it.

SHE SAID: He told me to go and dictate my own conservative party and ram my opinions down someone else's throat. He then had the nerve to tell me that there was nothing wrong with what those sluts were wearing, but then turned to me and said "Barbie called and she wants her pregnancy pants back", making everyone laugh at me and ridicule me. And everyone stared. And everyone pointed. And everyone laughed. And I could have burst into tears and wailed like a baby (something I was threatening to do) but instead I left the gym with my head held high and went to the girl's toilets no-one ever goes to for some privacy. I've never felt so humiliated and insulted in my life. I felt so hurt and so embarrassed. To be screamed at by a male hedgehog who proceeded to coax everyone in the room to laugh at me. That's not how a real man behaves. Real men are man enough to control their emotions, ESPECIALLY when it comes to the opposite sex. Real men should protect and honour women, treat them with dignity and respect, not put them down as venomous tapeworms of the sty! How dare he! That tarhead. Who does he think he is? That disgusting excuse for a hedgehog. That shallow, cowardly hind. That foul defacer of God's handiwork. It is no man, it is but a fool. And that is all I have to say about the matter. Shadow is a prick, and I hate him.

TRANSLATED: Shadow defended the "sluts" and told Levana what everyone else was thinking. Levana couldn't face the truth and got upset. She could have burst into tears like a baby right then and there, but instead left the room with a false sense of dignity and burst into tears like a baby in a toilet instead. Because the big, nasty boy shouted at her.

Upon retelling me this little anecdote, she began to resort to quoting every Shakespearean insult she knows to try and get across the point that she was a little pissed off that you yelled at her in front of "everybody". She's also told me that she wouldn't have taken it so bad were it a girl that yelled at her (girls are apparently easier to take). The fact that it was a male who could have beat the shit out of her if he wanted to but restrained himself based on gender-oriented morality was the thing that tipped her over the edge the other day. She's a bit of a feminist. A completely conservative being, but also a feminist. But she can't choose her critics and it's not your fault you have a penis. I think in a perfect world, you would have chosen your moment in a better time and place and turned down the aggression and she would have taken your words better, but a perfect world isn't where we live. To be honest, I think you just did what anyone with guts and a voice would have done in that situation - kudos to you Smile

*Sighs*

Sorry about all of this. One of Levana's major flaws is that she won't admit she has flaws. She's stubborn, self-righteous, preachy and gives out criticism fruitfully to others but can't in any way take it herself. She has some BIIIIG insecurities, let me tell you! Plus, as you can probably tell, she's a wee bit melodramatic. She takes everything to heart. Of course, me not being there, I can't give out a completely fair judgement on what happened that day in gym, but however big or small it was, Levana really isn't used to confrontation and so she just took it badly. Not your fault - it's her issue completely. Mind you, she has had a pretty nasty past and I guess it shows in the way she deals with these kind of things.

Anyway. Let's not go into that. Right now, she's still verbally attacking Jenny for making her wear the stupid pants. But then, she always finds something to yell at Jenny about. They've been at each other's throats ever since Jenny became her legal guardian. No joke. I'm surprised they haven't barbecued one another yet.

I'm really, really sorry that she pissed you off and caused you to stand up to her. I'm apologising on her behalf (she's...wait...yep, STILL yelling at Jenny. And quoting Henry VI. Plus, she has far too much pride to look at the situation fairly and admit she may have been in the wrong and got what was coming to her). She IS a very opinionated girl, but she has to learn that she can't go around shoving her ideals down other people's throats - unless she really WANTS to become a politician (dun, dun, duuuuuunnnn).

Again, apologies. Levana is convinced she hates you and she's incredibly stubborn. It's not fair on you, I know. You were a lot less douchey than you could have been, though maybe less on the pink pants next time because they aren't something she's proud of. Just something to keep in mind Smile

I wish you all the best, Shadow the Hedgehog. Sorry again.

9 Re: Ummm... Hello on Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:03 pm

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I didn't say any of that shit!  I have complete control of my emotions, and I don't even go to school.  Whoever that was must'v been some kind of copycat or a clone.  I would never say such awful things, especially to a member of the opposite sex.  I have complete respect for women, especially my closest friend Rouge, also, I'm way too busy to go around bitching at her for expressing her opinion.  I'm constantly protecting the planet, get Levana in here so I can talk to her.

10 Ah... on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:50 am

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Well this is awkward XD


She's sure it was you. In fact, she's really adamant. And I didn't even tell her that I've been contacting you about it, I just suggested very lightly to her that maybe it wasn't who she thought it was, but she very stubbornly kept to her verdict.


Oy vey.


Plus, she really doesn't want to talk to you. She'd rather forget you and move on. I'm really sorry, I know it's completely unfair but she is a very strong-willed young lady and she needs to sort herself out Sad


I believe you when you say it wasn't you, don't worry. No need to concern yourself over Levana.

11 Re: Ummm... Hello on Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:41 pm

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I don't care what the hell you have you to do, get her the hell in here.  This is personal.

12 Sigh... on Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:25 pm

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As you wish.

*Goes upstairs to Levana's room*
*General murmuring*
*Yelling, slapping, more yelling*
*Drags Levana downstairs*
*More yelling*

This is Levana. What do you want? I hope you've summoned me against my will to apologise to me.

13 Re: Ummm... Hello on Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:58 pm

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I don't know who the hell you were talking to, but I do not go to school, so whoever it was, it wasn't me.  Another thing, you clearly don't know me if you think I would say such awful things to anyone. Also, I have my own issues to deal with, you have no idea the kind of Hell I go through every single day, I never get a moment of peace or happiness.  I lost the only friend I ever had to f*cking military soldiers.  And I am all alone in this world.

14 The Awkwardness Continues... on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:00 pm

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*Both Levana and Vasilisa3220 stare at the computer screen*

Dude, that's totally tits.

You lying son of a bitch! What the hell are you trying to do to me? You think you're the only sufferer of loss in this world? You have no idea what I'VE been through! The only difference between you and me is that I don't need to parade my stupid sob story to gain credibility for my sufferance! You think you have every right to wave your little wad of misfortunes in my face when there are so many worse things happening in the world right now? WHAT THE F--

*Vasilisa3220 puts a hand over Levana's mouth*

I think what Levana means to say is she's sorry she clearly got the wrong guy. You're right, she doesn't know you at all and she's going to deal with this in her own time, *to Levana* ISN'T SHE?

*muffled* Mmmphunum!!

We're sorry to have hassled you, Shadow. Good day to you, good sir Smile

15 Re: Ummm... Hello on Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:57 pm

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Don't talk for her.  She understands nothing about me.  She just assumes I'm doing this for credibility, watch... I'm sorry... You're right, I'm nothing but a miserable pile of steaming goat sh*t.  I'm worth nothing but death... Goodbye Levana, I'm going to end it all.  Then you'll never have to put up with me again.

16 Vasilisa3220 has left the conversation on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:15 am

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Fine! Go ahead and do it! See if I care! Maybe people will finally take any notice of you!

17 Vasilisa3220 has rejoined the conversation on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:25 am

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Alright, that's about as far as I can stand.

BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!

Levana, go to your room and quit complaining about stuff that may or may not have happened. Shadow, stop threatening to kill yourself over this insignificantly small mishap.

Alternatively, you could just chaos control yourself to a different dimension for a bit and then come back when you feel better.

Since I actually DO know a bit about you.

You want to commit suicide over a bit of mistaken identity from a sad, desperate little girl? Do you realise just how pitiful that sounds? If you were The Ultimate Life Form, you would rise above this and pay it no heed - there are FAR more important things to concern yourself over. Don't you supposedly have full control over your emotions anyway?

The both of you are being incredibly immature about this and you just need to sort yourselves out.

I have said my piece. Vasilisa3220 over and out!

18 Re: Ummm... Hello on Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:36 pm

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Who said anything about killing myself? I'm gonna find the copycat and kill him.

19 Well... on Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:59 pm

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It sure as hell sounded like you were going to, you old devil.

Hope you find the impostor soon - he's really caused enough trouble, wouldn't you think?

20 Re: Ummm... Hello on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:59 pm

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I found the faker!  Say you're sorry to levana now!
I don't have to say sh*t!
now now, remember what I said would happen if you failed to comply?
I AM SO SORRY FOR SAYING THOSE THINGS!  SHADOW DID NOT SAY ANY OF IT, I DID!
Good boy.

21 Hmmm... on Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:24 pm

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I forgive you. But know that if you ever cross my way again, I'm going to get Shadow on your ass once more.


Regards,
Levana Ivonova Konstantinovich the Wolf

22 Re: Ummm... Hello on Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:23 pm

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So Leavana... Are we cool here?

23 Hmmm... on Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:48 am

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Yeah, I guess so. Thank you for finding the faker and putting this all right. Sorry I accused you of something you didn't do.

24 Re: Ummm... Hello on Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:19 pm

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It's alright. I'm accused of crap I didn't do all the time.

25 Re: Ummm... Hello on Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:33 pm

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*Just arrived and see the scene*

I think I arrived in a mess right now Surprised

Wait a minute, Shadow?
It is realy you Shadow?!! *Seem suprised*

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